On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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