i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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