porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Couch. On fire.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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