just tell him i said nine months
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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