so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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