"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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