He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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