i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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