Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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