Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just blew my weed a kiss
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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