I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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