The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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