:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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