I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
it was like eating out sand paper
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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