Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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