Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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