i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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