he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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