he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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