check it out our google latitudes are spooning
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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