he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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