That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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