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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
They took my balls.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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