First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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