what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"