Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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