I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
BRING THE BAGELS
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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