so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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