Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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