You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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