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I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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