Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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