blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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