I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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