She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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