Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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