Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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