From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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