That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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