Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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