You can't special order awesome
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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