I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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