dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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