is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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