does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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