Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it was a shit show
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Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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