East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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