This girl is more easily done than said...
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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