if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize
