how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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