Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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