If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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