is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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