Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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