Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Randomize
